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Do Not Feed the Cryptids Tee

136,64 kr. DKK (plus tax)

A little wilderness etiquette goes a long way.

The Do Not Feed the Cryptids Tee turns classic park-warning signage into a darkly funny paranormal design, complete with Bigfoot, Mothman, glowing eyes in the woods, and a campsite that clearly has more visitors than expected.

The distressed vintage artwork blends cryptid humor, Appalachian atmosphere, and outdoor-adventure style with warnings like “No Food Attracts Cryptids,” “No Selfies — They Don’t Consent,” and “Pack It Out — Leave Legends Alone.”

Made for Bigfoot fans, Mothman fans, campers, hikers, paranormal enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers their wilderness a little stranger.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Do Not Feed the Cryptids Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.